iDon'tCare
Jan 07, 2003
Hi, I'm Steve Jobs. Welcome everybody, to the San Francisco Macworld 2003 Keynote. Boy, do we have some cool stuff to show you todaaaay..
But first, let me just repeat everything I said last year. There's super-cool iTools, and, there's the Switch ads, and, all the other stuff I told you about last year, too.
Moving on, we've got a new really big laptop, the biggest ever in the woooorld, and a small laptop, too. It's the most compact full-featured laptop in the woooooorld!
Crowd: Ooh..
And, we've got a new web browser, it's really just Konqueror in a new shiny wrapping, but it's still the best in the wooooorld. It has super unique, super cool features; like bookmarks, and a google-bar, and a pop-up killer. And, for those typical retarded Mac-users you've all come to know and love through our Switch-campaign, the ones that don't know how to file stuff under Windows, it's got the incredible snap-back button.
Crowd: Ooooh..
Did I mention that you can rename those bookmarks? How about that?
Crowd: Ooh..
Oh yeah baby, do we Think Different, or what?
But wait, it gets even better: there's Keynote, the brand new, super unique, best Powerpoint-clone in the wooooorld! I'm not done yet though, we've got new versions of iTools which you have to pay for this time, how about that?
That's pretty much it folks, and you thought this would be the most boring keynote ever, don't you feel silly now, huh? Thanks, and goodbye, from the best San Francisco Macworld 2003 Keynote in the woooorld!
Crowd: *Applause*
Comments
I was partially sucked into the hype today and downloaded Safari to take a test drive on the ugly blue
Trackback from Team Murder at 04:56, 08 Jan, 2003 #
Lol, I must have missed that one while i was SLEEPING. Someone will have to show him how to write a decent speech, or at least employ someone to write a decent speech for him.
Comment by cyberhill at 10:13, 08 Jan, 2003 #
Did I spot a wee bit of sarcasm in your post?
Comment by Johan at 17:39, 08 Jan, 2003 #
Don't forget that:
Mac OS X includes over $10,000 worth of high quality fonts licensed from designers and type foundries around the world, and you can use them all
ALL! $10,000 worth of fonts. SCORE. If only we Windows users were as lucky.
Comment by Luther at 10:27, 09 Jan, 2003 #
Apple makes a fine product, but as a cash-challenged Windows user, their stuff is simply too pricey. And converting files to work with PC users is a pain in the ass. And Steve Jobs is one of the smuggest assholes in the world.
Advantage (unfortunately): PC
Comment by Beerzie Boy at 20:38, 10 Jan, 2003 #
haha... that was the best spoof in the woooorld! eh.
the snowboarding jacket with the ipod pocket AND the remote controls on the sleeve is reaaally coool though. you gotta have it. if you're cool enough to have $499 to spare. plus other $599 to buy the ipod, of course. the special edition with the Beck laser logo. the cooolest, yo. then of course you gotta be cool enough to have about $4000 for two weeks snowboarding in Aspen, or $9000 in Switzerland.
...they haven't launched iMoney free downloads yet, no? tsk. ;-)
Comment by nickie at 20:54, 10 Jan, 2003 #
Thomas, Thomas, you are flying below the radar now but just you wait till the politically correct computer establishment will get hold of you! I will post a link at I dåligt sällskap
Kind regards
K.-
Comment by Klipspringer at 10:05, 14 Jan, 2003 #
The discussion has been closed on this entry. Thanks to everybody who participated.